As a man, there's only one thing you need to know about a woman.

They're never the right temperature.

Something to do with their plumbing. Reproduction.

Whatever reason, most of the time...

they're either too hot or too cold.

Mostly too cold.

So what you have to do...

is carry a sweater or a jacket

or something with you at all times.

Something you can keep

in the trunk of your car...

or in your closet at work...

for when their thermostat gets messed up.

Once you've got that covered...

there's nothing else

you need to know about a woman.